Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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