I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
