I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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