Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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