OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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