Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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