haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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