My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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