I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he fucked my hip out of place.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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