All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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