I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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