Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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