Whoa Z and x make the same sound
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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