Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
do herpes really smell.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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