Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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