How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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