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Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
3pm strippers are depressing
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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