You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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