i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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