"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Ketchup is God's man juice
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I think people are normalizing furries
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Randomize
