no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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