seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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