This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Watching her eat just hurts me
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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