apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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