I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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