these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
