Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Do you still have your period?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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