do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Randomize
