I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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