I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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