we made out on top of his cat.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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