I can tuck mytits in my pants
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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