At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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