I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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