i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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