Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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