Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
