does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
