Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
he shaved USA in his pubs
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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