Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
