you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
