Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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