We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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