Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
