Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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