I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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