We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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