belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
is it fun? or sober?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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