Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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