i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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