Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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