Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Is that strawberry winking at me??
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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