Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
